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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: ‘Rambo’ General Becomes ‘Dancing Queen’
After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth. In an apparent proof that life...
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Bionic University: A Solution to All Our Problems
Yes, we regret to inform you that the university isn’t looking too good. All these budget cuts have led to some kind of gangrenous infection, and it’s spread too far too fast. You might have to lose...
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News in Our Shorts: They’re Not Gonna Take It
Out of context, a plethora of wire coat hangers manifesting in the Congressional mailroom might just seem confusing. But given the anti-abortion amendment currently under consideration in this week’s...
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Yudof Urges Everyone and Their Mother to Bug Schwarzenegger
When somebody urges you to “write to your congressman,” you usually take a moment to gather your sentiments on the issue, stuff them in a mental envelope and stamp it with a casual hope that the next...
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Students Seek to Lay Smack-Down on Prop. 209
Do y’all even remember Proposition 209? Some of you must have been such small fries when it was voted into effect in 1996. For a little refresher on your California history, said prop. is responsible...
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UC Funding: Schwarzenegger Actually Got Our Back
Well, something worked. After a tumultuous year of panic, protests and flaming Mark Yudof effigies (it probably happened), Schwarzenegger has finally promised a substantial return of funding to...
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Let’s Budget This Budget: Arnold Wants to Fund Cal Grants
Have you been keeping up with the latest in California budget politics? Because if you haven’t, you might find yourself in for a treat—instead of relentlessly cutting from the depleted pot of gold...
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